How Old Is Old?

How old is old? I think that 70 is old.
          My first reason is that you're probably retired and looking at different care homes. You need weekly check ups and daily pills.  You have your own nurse and doctor that take care of you. You got a new came last week and had coffee with your old friends and you take a taxi back to your home.
           All your grandkids stop by for a visit but you have to send them a home for your daily nap. They come over to clean your house and cut the lawn while your wife makes you soup and a sandwich. Your grandkids try to tell you a story but you can't hear anything because you forgot to turn your hearing aid on. You will forget everything.
           Your tattoo you got when you were young is now all wrinkly and gross. You and your friends made a deal to all get tattoos but now you'll regret it. You pull out your old dusty photo album and show the pictures to your pals. While your wife is out Christmas shopping you take a long nap while someone's snow blowing your driveway. You'll be lucky to have neighbours.
             Does Green go with my yellow pants are with my burgundy ones. You don't have a sense of style. All your tires are either polkadotted or plaid. The cat sleeps on your clothes which makes them all hairy. Morning will come and you'll be reaching for your teeth.
            So how old do you think his old? I hope you enjoyed my story.